Dirty Dancing

What happens when you're at one of your best friend's wedding, the band is on fire and you've drank too much? You get public spanking.

What happens when you combine this with a lack of rhythm? You get public spanking while pointing.

Who is he pointing to? Has he ever smiled that much before in his life? Did he KNOW the camera was on him? These are the questions that will be pondered for many years to come. But for now just enjoy the moment captured.

Hey little boy, this could be you one day (click image to enlarge)

In honor of this glorious image I offer you the following songs:

• Discipline by Nine Inch Nails (mp3): Spank you very much
• I Bet You Look Good On The Dancefloor by The Arctic Monkeys (mp3): He doesn't
• Bad Boy by The Beatles (mp3): He must be punished